Dornenreich
Pre-schooler
Here we are in the Realm of Thorns
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Post by Dornenreich on May 20, 2005 15:44:06 GMT -5
I have a pet potato named Alfred. I have to pay plenty of attention to him or else he'll meow until something puts him in the toilet. Momma thought he was a turd and tried to flush him, but he wouldn't go down. So, she had to get him out with a plunger, then throw him in the mailbox. Turns out that our mailman likes to eat turds, but he found out it was a potato and quit his job. Oh, wait, I mean, mom threw a turd in the mailbox and the mailman thought it was a potato. So, he tried to cook it, but found out it was a turd and quit his job. So, actually, now that I think about it, Alfred was my pet turd. Hm. Bye.
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Post by MaroonDayLight on May 20, 2005 16:38:58 GMT -5
GO MOLLY! Lol, this story rocks! I can't wait to have a cool pet like that! ~Nathan~
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Dornenreich
Pre-schooler
Here we are in the Realm of Thorns
Posts: 19
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Post by Dornenreich on May 27, 2005 19:14:13 GMT -5
I know it. I'm so cool. You suck Nathan. You don't have a pet like that. Hey!! You wanna know what would be fun?!?! If you had a pet piece of broccoli!! You should try that out! ttyl nathan.
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